A B.A. in English and Medieval Studies from the University of Oregon. My life currently consists of Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Shakespeare, Old English/Old Norse, Music, and English Lit. Fortunately, there isn't much else. Right?
  • uniphants:



    how time flies

    you aged really well

    Pokemon trainers don’t age

    (via theoutsanityshoppe)

  • thatfunnyblog:


    — Romeo, probably

    (Source: wreckitronnie, via theoutsanityshoppe)

  • The HADS: The Hostile Action Displacement System.

    (via doctorwho)

  • sketchyouaworld:



    so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

    i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

    Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 

    The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

    reblogged for the second comment. signal boost this, everyone should know about this.

    (Source: ohcoroner, via tardistothepardis)

  • madeofpatterns:




    I think somebody had fun with this wall. 

    this is a nice wall. I like this wall.


    (Source: johnnyclasper.co.uk, via tardistothepardis)

  • dance-0f-the-damned:

    "I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons".

    The Addams Family.

    (via tardistothepardis)

  • airtrafficcontroller:

    This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.

    (Source: glloryandg0re, via tardistothepardis)

  • peace-love-colbert:


    Stephen Colbert “steals” a Lincoln bust and makes a dumpster getaway in the halls of Congress, pushed by “just quitted” congressman Jack Kingston.

    October 3, 2014

    (via tardistothepardis)

  • Be chipper with me before 10:30 a.m. local time, and I swear by my pretty floral scarf that I will end you.